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Someone asked me if I wanted to see all of the ways it's possible to sleep in.

He showed me the rest.

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1. My partner told me that she’d never seen the film Gaslight.

I told her that she definitely had

2. Did you hear about Ice-T falling out of his car?

I only know, because his driver spilled the T.

3. Little Johnny is at the park with his dad...

They see two dogs humping and Little Johnny asks, "What are they doing dad?" Little Johnny's dad not wanting to lie responds, "they are making puppies". Later that night little Johnny walks in on his mom and dad making love in missionary position. Little Johnny asks, "Dad, what are you and mommy doing?" Again not wanting to lie his father responds, "We are making you a little brother or sister." Upset Little Johnny says, "Then flip mommy around. I want a puppy!"

4. My son was checking out our house on Google Maps and noticed the street stops at two round dead ends. He goes, “Dad…our street has balls!”

I’m like, “Exactly. That’s why it’s cul-de-sac.”

5. Yo mama so fat, Santa brings her milk and cookies on Christmas eve.

6. A Jewish man walks into a brick wall with a full erection

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7. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

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8. What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

9. What did the Mime say to the Clown?

Nothing, they don’t talk.

10. A Worker's Prayer

Our boss, who art a heathen, Broken be thy name. Thy receiver come, thy ruin be done, From Perth as far as Devon. Give us till then our daily wage And forgive us our strikes As we forgive those who blackleg against us. For thine is the Greek island, The Rolls and the mistress, Paid for by the sweat of Our men.

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