He showed me the rest.
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I told her that she definitely had
I only know, because his driver spilled the T.
They see two dogs humping and Little Johnny asks, "What are they doing dad?" Little Johnny's dad not wanting to lie responds, "they are making puppies". Later that night little Johnny walks in on his mom and dad making love in missionary position. Little Johnny asks, "Dad, what are you and mommy doing?" Again not wanting to lie his father responds, "We are making you a little brother or sister." Upset Little Johnny says, "Then flip mommy around. I want a puppy!"
I’m like, “Exactly. That’s why it’s cul-de-sac.”
Craziest case of a broken nose I've ever seen
They don't have the guts
Red paint.
Nothing, they don’t talk.
Our boss, who art a heathen, Broken be thy name. Thy receiver come, thy ruin be done, From Perth as far as Devon. Give us till then our daily wage And forgive us our strikes As we forgive those who blackleg against us. For thine is the Greek island, The Rolls and the mistress, Paid for by the sweat of Our men.
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